These funny Thanksgiving quotes capture the humor in ... “Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” —Roseanne, Roseanne 49.

Bird: "I know those rumors got started. I don't know why Graffie (Carrie Graf) said that. She's funny." Q. How was your Thanksgiving last week? Bird: "It was nice. I spent Thanksgiving with my mom ...

It may be called Turkey Day, but that doesn’t mean the bird has to be the only star of the show. I’d argue that side dishes ...

Let’s eat dead bird!” —Tommy Larson ... George Simmons, Funny People 39. “I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” —Charlie Brown, A ...

Cooking a Thanksgiving turkey presents a host of unique challenges, including making sure it’s not dry, and making sure it’s ...

If you’ve pulled one too many dry, overcooked Thanksgiving turkeys out of the oven, it might be time to switch up your cooking method. Though deep frying a whole bird is no walk in the park ...

Let's talk turkey. This bird is the undisputed star of Thanksgiving. Here are seven ways to make sure your Thanksgiving centerpiece stays moist and delicious. First, think about buying a fresh turkey.

Try this deep-fried turkey for Thanksgiving and you may never go back to a roasted bird. Though this method does require caution, it's not especially difficult to pull off — you'll be rewarded ...