The former First Couple made it clear they are still very much in love … or very committed to needlessly lying about their relationship status!

And nope on the Jennifer Aniston part, too. Did we learn nothing about spreading gossip from the Kate Middleton conspiracy churn? Or Taylor Swift’s “wedding”?

For a while now, people have been speculating that Barack and Michelle Obama could be headed toward a divorce. Here are all of the clearest signs.